This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision
live from eurovision 2015!!!!!!! no, your eyes are not betraying you that IS INDEED THE POPE BREAKDANCING
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART